Not another joke???!!!?

a manu fan is driving around in his van when he see's a priest walking down the side of the road. being the nice fella he is he winds down the window and asks the priest if he'd like a lift. the priest accepts the offer and climbs into the penger seat.. where to? asks the united fan. just the church, replies the priest.. however, on route to the church the united fan spots a liverpool fan crossing the road and promptly puts down his accelerator to catch up to him. just before the van hits the scouser the driver realises that he has the priest with him and quickly swerves to avoid the liverpool fan.. the penger door flies wide open and the van skids to a halt.. im so sorry about that father! says the united fan, i almost hit a liverpool fan there.. the priest says 'dont apologise young man, it's ok, i got the with the door'